Salma Hayek and Penélope Cruz?

2010.03.09

Valgarma Salma Hayek Jimenez is an actress, director and producer Mexican, born September 2, 1966 in Coatzacoalcos, Veracruz, Mexico.

It is a wealthy Catholic family, his mother Diana Jimenez, a Mexican opera singer, and her father Sami Hayek.

A Lebanese businessman, worked in an oil company. Salma means “Peace” in Arabic. She acquired dual-citizenship American-Mexican.

Salma Hayek – Best and Worst Dressed at the 2010 Oscars Parties

2010.03.09

First things first: the Alexander McQueen dress Salma Hayek wore to Elton John’s party was phenomenal. It was a truly original pick, and deserving of admiration. That being said, the pictures of Salma from behind are more than hilarious. The gown, with its exaggerated hips, gave Salma a nearly cartoonish figure, which photographers were more than happy to capture for posterity. Posterity’s posterior. Poor Salma!

Apolo Ohno: Olympic Oscar Viewer

2010.03.09

Apolo Ohno is looking dapper in Armani at the Elton John AIDS Foundation Oscar Viewing Party at L.A.’s Pacific Design Center on Sunday (March 7).

The 27-year-old Olympian, who posed on the red carpet with Salma Hayek, celebrated the 2010 Academy Awards and rubbed elbows with celebrities!

“Many memorable experiences!!!” Apolo tweeted at the party last night. “Just met Edward Norton…guy loves the Olympics and short track.. Made my night.”

Salma Hayek: Oscar Party Girl

2010.03.08

Taking an evening away from her parental duties, Salma Hayek was spotted hitting up a couple different post-Oscar parties last night.

The “Desperado” actress found herself at the 18th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party at the Pacific Design Center in West Hollywood.

Ms. Hayek looked absolutely fabulous as she posed for the paparazzi, sporting a funky printed minidress teamed with a pair of brown heels.

Salma also paid a visit to the 2010 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted by Graydon Carter over at the Sunset Tower Hotel.

Touched By A Golden Girl

2010.03.08

Elton John wants his name to be on the list when he gets to Heaven, so he made sure to invite earth angel Betty White to his Oscar viewing party last night. Betty White was kind enough to mingle with mere mortals like Posh and Michelle Rodriguez (who probably tried to creep on Betty’s prune cake).

Most of us would be busting into a soul seizure if Betty White touched our hand, but look at Posh being typical Posh by trying to act like she could care less. Or maybe she’s busy trying to deal with the psychical pain she’s suffering on the inside from Betty White’s grip slowly breaking her weak hand bones. Although, that’s not saying much since a handshake from a ghost would hurt frail ass Posh.

Here’s a bunch of other hos who showed up for the camera clicks and free booze. They are: The world’s memaw, Michelle Rodriguez, Posh, Alan Cumming, KD Lang, Stacey Dash with Jamie Foxx, Christina Hendricks, Debi Mazar, Kelly Osbourne, Sharon Osbourne, JHud, Salma Hayek, a freshly washed Joaquin Phoenix, RuPaul, Scary Spice, a trio of bossy bottoms, Niecy Nash, and Harvey’s second favorite pet donkey (next to Peter Andre, of course).