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Salma Hayek’s Daughter Already Can’t Stand the Paparazzi

2010.09.08
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And she’s not even five yet! Her mother has indeed trained her well. As she and her husband arrived at the Los Angeles Aiport, little Valentina Paloma was shielding her face with her hand, and continued to do so until they safely got into the waiting limo.

Some people would say it’s Francois Periault, Salma’s husband who needs to be shielding us from having to look at his face. Not us. We actually think he’s quite a handsome Frenchman.

The paparazzi who was lurking at the airport must have been vastly disappointed as was their flashbulbs who weren’t able to capture a good view of Valentina Paloma’s face.

Photos: NC

Salma Hayek in A Very Tight-Fitted Leather Jacket

2010.09.01
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Salma Hayek had on a very tight-fitted leather jacket as she left Madeo restaurant in West Hollywood earlier this week. Hayek looks terrific as she shows off her voluptuous figure. Happy Birthday to Salma, she turns 44 tomorrow! more Salma after the jump… Can you believe Salma is turning 44 tomorrow? She looks amazing for her

Kelis Shitty Bra in a Shitty See Through of the Day

2010.08.31
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Deperate times call for desperate measures. I’ve spent my day looking for the hottest bullshit I could find on celebrity cunt I hate, but nothing was as good as this morning’s Salma Hayek tits, so I’m scrambling trying to find the goods, and all I could come up with was this disguting Kelis bitch in a fucking see thru and shit looks more lie Jay Z in a granny afro wig than pussy I wanna fuck, but she’s got a bra on, and that’s all it takes for me to decide whether she’s relevant or not…I am that pathetic…no matter how disgusting it is and Kelis is my proof of that….Unfortunately….

Salma Hayek’s Amazing Cleavage Bomb

2010.08.31
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I’m not sure, but I think that Salma Hayek wants to get my attention. Here she is out the other night making a solid case as to why she should be named Cleavage Queen. Reigning queen Christina Hendricks’ massive cleavage is pretty much impossible to beat, but Salma’s got the tan and a much hotter face so I’m really confused. They’ll just have to get in their bikinis and fight it out.


Salma Hayek looks AMAZING

2010.08.31
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From CS:

“Salma Hayek dined at Madeo last night in West Hollywood and for some strange reason, everyone in the restaurant couldn’t stop staring at her. Waiters, line cooks, bathroom attendants, busboys, everyone. Was it what she ordered? Who she was with? I’m afraid we may never know.”

+20 pics at the source

+20 pics at the source

Salma Hayek’s Amazing Cleavage of the Day

2010.08.31
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Salma Hayek may be older, thicker and a mom, but she’s still Salma Hayek and she’s doing pretty fucking good in these pictures.

I was one of the many dudes who thought her Mexican face wasn’t hairy enough to turn me off of her curvy fucking body, and I’m may have giving up on her, you know traded her in for younger, fresher pussy, but I’m not giving up on her now, she’s recruited me back into her fan club, even though I hate Mexican women cuz they remind me of my dead whore mother…not because of her rotting pussy, but because she’s Mexican….but her weight gain and pregnancy has brought her even bigger fucking tits, and since I don’t get to fuck her, I don’t really care how mangled her pussy has become….I just like that she’s out there, showing the other busty starlets that they aren’t anything special, cuz everyone with a little tit can get themselves a push-up bra and a low cut shirt…and as a perverted blogger…I’m glad she did cuz this is a magical reminder of great tits from a simpler time…

Jessica Alba’s flirty blue dress: perfectly adorable or ridiculously fug?

2010.08.31
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When I first saw Jessica Alba is this blue dress, the photo was cropped at her waist, and I was all “Alba wins, this is gorgeous.” Alas, the bottom half. I could maybe get passionate about the blue velvet shoes, which are rather spectacular, but the shirt of the dress is just killing this look for me. If it had just been a simple, straight hem, Alba would have won. But now she just looks like a little kid standing in a funhouse mirror, wearing some fancy little-girl frock her mom bought her. With velvet heels.

Anyway, those photos are from her appearance last night on The Late Show with David Letterman. This morning she’s in Venice for the film festival, and this is how she dressed for her first photocall:

Once again with the little-kid styling, right? What’s her deal?

Also, I just wanted to show these new photos of Salma Hayek – I was going to put them in their own post, but this kind of goes along with the theme of beautiful women not knowing how to dress. What is with this f-cking leather boob cincher? Let your girls breathe, Salma! And even beyond that, this outfit is a mess:

Alba in NYC on August 30, 2010, and in Venice on August 31, 2010. Credit: WENN. Salma in LA, credit: Fame.

Hayek’s daughter doesn’t believe in Santa Claus

2010.08.16
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Actress Salma Hayek has revealed that her two-and-a-half-year-old daughter refuses to believe in Santa Claus. The Grown Ups star, who has a daughter named Valentina, said, “No matter what I say to her, she just doesn’t buy it, and she’s 2½. I refuse to give it up.

I say, ‘There is a Santa Claus,’ and she says, ‘Okay, Mommy. In pretend world, right?’ She really doesn’t believe. There’s nothing I can say to make her believe in Santa Claus.”

Hayek says she’s concerned as she wants her daughter to believe in such characters. “I’m hoping she’ll believe in fairies because I want her to have some kind of make-believe characters in her life. I don’t know why I have a child like that,” she said.

“I’m hopeful that she’s too young to believe in Santa Claus and, in a year or so, she’ll believe in it, especially because it’s always a great tool for blackmail when you say, ‘If you don’t do this, Santa Claus isn’t going to bring you anything.’ But, right now she doesn’t believe in it,” she added.

Matthew Perfects His Abs at the Gym and Tries His Hand at Design

2010.08.13
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Matthew McConaughey wrapped up in a towel yesterday morning after hitting the gym in LA with Camila Alves. He went home to freshen up, and then he headed over to log more time on the set of The Lincoln Lawyer. Camila paid a visit to MM’s workplace earlier this week, but she tended to other duties this time around. Matthew’s new project means he’s spending time away from his kids, Levi and Vida, but he’s involved in another endeavor that might catch their interest - MM and other celebs like Salma Hayek and Heidi Klum have designed Dora the Explorer backpacks to benefit a children’s charity.

Latino Celebrity Sightings: Alessandra Ambrosio. Jessica Alba. Salma Hayek. Oscar de la Hoya

2010.08.04
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Alessandra Ambrosio was seen coming out of her house in Los Angeles.

Jessica Alba was seen shopping with her daughter Honor Warren in Beverly Hills, wearing an interesting necklace and large, aviator sunglasses.

Yessy recently shocked us with the fact that she is a cigarette smoker. We’re still reeling from the shock of that devastating revelation.

Salma Hayek had a cigarette on hand, as her husband Francois-Henri Pinault drove away from the driveway of Red O, the Mexican restaurant in West Hollywood, where they had just finished eating dinner.

Salma had better drop that cancer stick for good! Hasn’t she heard that smoking causes wrinkles? And it certainly won’t help that vow she’s made in the past of never resorting to plastic surgery!

Oscar de la Hoya called the shots at the Mandalin Bay Events Center in Las Vegas. Let’s not forget that Oscar is a promoter now, with his company Golden Boy Productions. He was there for the Juan Manuel Marquez and Juan Diaz fight.
Photos: NC, PCN; and Ethan Miller